Monday, February 21, 2011

PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

ULTIMATE SPINACH

I know everyone takes pictures of their food lately, but this is different. I'm not one of those people. That said, here are some pics of fun things you can do with spinach!
BLACK EYED PEA, SPINACH, AND COTIJA TACOS
WITH A SIDE O MOM'S GARLIC GREEN BEANS WITH WALNUTS
(MOM IS ME) 

GOAT CHEESE, SPINACH, AND CARMELIZED ONION OMELETTE
WITH A SIDE OF BLACK BEAN AND SWEET CORN SALSA

THIS LOOKS GROSS BUT ITS SUPER GUD, I JUST GAVE UP ON MY PRESENTATION SKILLS.
THAI BLACK SESAME SEED TURKEY AND SPINACH WRAP
WITH A DOLLOP OF GREEK YOGURT

LENTIL, SWEET POTATO, and SPINACH STEW WITH 
SPICY POTATOES AND GREEK YOGURT ON TOP
PERFECT FOR THOSE WINTER DISEASES

SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH SPINACH?? YOU CAN DO THIS TOO. MAYBE. PROBABLY NOT. JUST ASK ME AND I WILL MAKE IT FOR YOU

ANOTHER GAY MOVIE: THE MIRROR CRACKD

i've been thinking of changing the name of the most popular 'Date With Myself' column to 'Another Gay Movie' and so i did. (look)
tonight I ripped open my Netflix to discover yet another Agatha Christie film! (should I change this column to Agatha Gay Movie?) 1980's The Mirror Crack'd.
it stars Angela Lansbury as Miss Marple!! Can life get any better? It's like my dream come true.
Yes, Miss Jessica Fletcher who is the eternal old lady (that we know from this video that was recently brought to my attention:)
is playing my favorite 100 year old English countryside detective. It also stars Elizabeth Taylor, who plays the movie star Marina Gregg that has recently moved to the small town of Saint Mary Mead. (S.M.M. is much like Jessica Fletcher's Cabot Cove, in that there is a population of 94 people and there are 26 murders a year) She makes her grand entrance with a hydrangea bush on her head because that's what hollywood movie starlets wear:
Rock Hudson is the loyal husband to the plant lady, she calls him Jinxy when she's really distraught. This film is deeply psychological and twisty and I won't give anything away but what I did learn from it was:
Whenever my husband brings up a beverage of some sort on a fancy tray for me to drink before bed, I know he is actually trying to kill me.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

YOU GOT YOUR GOOD THINGS AND I GOT MINE

OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF BAD VIBES AND DIRTY CARPETS AND INTO MY HAVEN CAVE! BELOW ARE SOME PICS OF MY NEW PLEASURE DEN AT 751 UNION ST:

FINALLY THE CAPT BEEFHEART TOUR POSTER IS NOT STUCK IN A CLOSET, THE WORLD WILL KNOW!
ALL THE TREASURES IN MY PIRATE SHIP! INCLUDING ONE PRICELESS COFFEE MUG WITH FEET



EAT MORE KALE- --only from Katie

I WENT TO THE RECYCLED FILM PROP SHOP DOWN THE ROAD AND I FOUND A FAKE FIRE!! PLUG IT IN AND RED LIGHT YOUR ROOM

A PIECE IN MY FINE ART COLLECTION, THIS ONES ENTITLED 'MAYAN FANTASY'

FRIDA- WHEN SHE LOST HER BABY IN DETROIT HENRY FORD HOSPITAL (where my mom was born!) IT CHEERS UP THE PLACE

WHAT GOES WITH FINE ART? FINE WINE OF COURSE...IN A BOX


ONE HORNY OWL

YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS FROM LOOKING AT THE TRASH WHO WAS OVER. CLUE: YOU CAN SEE A PIECE OF GUM STUCK TO THAT PLASTIC CUP

THE MOTTO OF THIS BLOG.... ALSO HOW I SEE PHAROAH IN MY HEAD

I CAN'T BELIEVE I LIVE IN A REAL PLACE. THIS IS HOW MY FACE LOOKS ALL THE TIME

GOTTA KEEP UP WITH MY MONTHLY DETROIT

ALL MY SMUTTY BOOKS! IN A BOOKCASE CONSISTING OF 3 CRATES STAPLED TOGETHER

THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHERE I DO MY BEST THINKING AND EATING AND TYPING AND SINGSONGWRITING AND HEMMING AND HAWING AND WOEING AND PAINTING TOE NAILING

NEFERTITI AND FAMILY

IM NOT SURE HOW, BUT I HAVE A STOCKED BAR! ENDLESS BEER WINE AND BOOZE, IM REALLY LEARNING TO LOVE DRINKING ALONE

YEAH YEAH YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING, 'WHY DO WE WANNA SEE YOUR CLOSET?' I JUST CANT GET OVER THAT I HAVE A CLOSET, OK


NEW DESK ! THAT I WILL NEVER SIT AT EVER!

NEW SINK THAT IS REALLY FUN TO TAKE SHOWERS IN. (OR WHAT MY FRIEND CALLS 'HO BATHS')

THE OMEGA MAN POSTER IS FINALLY UNLEASHED NOW THAT I HAVE NO ROOMMATE TO QUESTION ITS TASTE

FANCY BEER COZY!

MY COLLECTABLE 'ROYAL COUPLE' PLATE COLLECTION

A CHAIR MY FRIENDS WILL SIT IN ONE DAY! ITS RESERVED


THE TWINS!
Like a White Star, Tangled and Far, Tulip That's What You Are
When I lived alone in Detroit in the golden age of my youth, 2 albums completely permeated my apartment at the time, Beard of Stars and Unicorn, both Marc Bolan. I haven't been able to hear them in such a long time, but upon moving to my new digs I was reunited with both albums! So i'm keeping up my old traditions of listening to them while slow dancing with a broom and bottle of wine.
Thanks dearlies to Sister and Bro for helping me with the apartment. I can't wait to have my first key party!

Saturday, January 29, 2011

MOSCOW MULES

Saluting Soviet bears everywhere. The land of rhinestones, mullets, sequins, pleather, hair gel, combed mustaches and tinted glasses.
from Russia with love:












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